Tee Hee

Posted Mar 08, 2004 in

Via Calpundit:

http://www.crookedtimber.org/archives/001483.html

(curtain opens on four men in suits in a well-lit conference room.)

GEORGE W. BUSH, PRESIDENT: …so I know you’ve studied the tapes. I doubt that I’m telling you anything you don’t know. But it turns out that he was eating so much because he had to. He needed it in order to turn into a butterfly.

(pause)

That’s why the caterpillar was so hungry, you see.

Written by Nick Caldwell

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