You see a maze of twisty Lembas wafers, all alike
Posted Mar 24, 2004 in
The inestimable Timothy Burke imagines Lord of the Rings as a Massively-Multiplayer RPG:
Legoolaas the warrior-mage opened his eyes and looked out over Lorien. He nodded politely at Ligoliz, Legalos, Legolass, Logolas, and Leggollas as he unlimbered a generic sword. “I shall call you Plastic,” he said proudly to the blade.